Don’t do that! Oh.. You’re Pregnant. It’s fine then..Payton Foeller
unless you’re bigger than a cow and your legs just don’t stay closed.What in the world are you eating…
Oh right… Pregnant.
How many ego waffles did you eat?
Didn’t we buy that from the bulk foods store?
Would you drop it with the waffles ALREADY?!
Ladies! Leggings aren’t pants!
Unless you’re pregnant…
in which case, anything you can fit over your butt counts as pants.
Oh my gosh, could you burp any louder!?
I don’t know… Probably… Does that get worse in the third trimester?
If so, then yes.
Could you tie my shoes for me?
What are you 3?
No… Just very PREGNANT.
Are you wearing fur tights? Are those even a thing?
No, they are not…
No.. I ate two.
Wake time- 7 am
Nap- 9 am
Nap- 1 pm
Nap- 4 pm
It’s fine people, She’s preggo!
Are those your husband’s jeans?
Yes. Just yes. And I love it. Prepping for that glucose test like…
*shoving donuts in mouth*You have a whole drawer for leggings?!
Yes! How are you not getting this?! PRE-GA-NANT.
Let me know you’re ‘oh.. you’re pregnant’ moment in the comments!!!