Just for funsies and to give everyone a good laugh I thought I would describe the Sunday evening that I had although I think the title sums it up pretty well…
So we went out to lunch and had a reasonably pleasant afternoon. Came back home, put our pj’s on in the early evening, daddy was outside mowing the yard, I’m inside holding the baby. It was all very plain…
I was doing some laundry and decided to put the baby in a disposable diaper so I could wash all the cloth covers at one time (Mistake number one). Then I slacked off by leaving her diaper on too long so it was pretty wet (Mistake number two). I sat down to feed her real quick before I changed her… (Mistake number three).
That’s when I heard it… (you always think that you can save it when you hear it but there was no saving this blowout…) I looked down to see poop. Not only spilled out the diaper and up her back but puddled in my lap. I proceeded to call daddy while he was mowing but he didn’t answer. Luckily the poop didn’t make it to the front of the baby’s clothes so I laid her on her tummy on the rug in the bathroom, threw my pants in the washing machine and hollered out the back door for Alex to come help, then had to motion that no one was injured because his face looked a bit scared. He walked in to see the baby on the floor covered in poop and me with no pants and trying not to touch anything cause I also had poop on my hands… It was the biggest poopsplosion to date.
Good thing it was bath night. Needless to say, I love my cloth diapers and I hate blowouts. Normal cute baby picture because a picture of her covered in poo just seems like child abuse.